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Joke of the Day
"Women age like fine wines... The older they get, the harder they are to come by."
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"So, I was sitting on a train across from a beautiful Thai girl. And all I could think was ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" And then she did."
"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."
"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"
"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."
"What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2? Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd"
"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"
"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"
"New diet plan: murder all the skinny people."
"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."