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Joke of the Day
"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"
"A Jew walks into a bar... ...and leaves"
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""
"Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship."
"For all of you fighting about Black Friday, please remember... All Fridays matter."
"Hot kraft singles in my pocket waiting to meet you."
"You cant have crisis without ISIS"
"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."