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Joke of the Day
"I submitted 10 wordplays to a pun contest hoping one would win best quip... But no pun in ten did."
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"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"
"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"
"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"
"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"
"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked"
"I slappa da bass man... ... then he and the drummer beat the shit out of me :("