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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"

"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"

"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."

"Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up."

"Bob's volunteered to give a C programming workshop but needs a topic Give that man some pointers"

"Did you hear about the Doctor who fell down the well? He was taking a break at work and leaned too far over a well and fell right in! Guess he should have tended to the sick and left the well alone."

"I woke up with an erection this morning... I beat it single handed"

"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."

"What do black Eskimos live in? A nigloo."