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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do old people listen to Myback music. ill show myself out"
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"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"
"What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"
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"I'm really good at fighting.... I won my last fight by 100 metres"
"A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette & told him so was talking to strangers."
"I wonder what my dog named me."
"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"