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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"

"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... But then i changed my mind."

"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."

"Fun Fact: Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act because he thought it would prevent the McCallisters from leaving Kevin home alone again."

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""

"I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!"

"Nothing spoils the target more than a hit."

"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"