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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it's tit a lot"

"What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel."

"We all know what this means It's just 4 trumpets! Or ITS JOHN CENA Sorry."

"You can't run through a camping ground. You can only *ran* because it's past tents."

"Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?"

"What are ISIS militants using to stuff their Thanksgiving goat? Their dicks!"

"People who talk with your phone on speaker like it's a Star Trek Communicator - we're trying to have a society here. And everyone hates you."

"I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"