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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard."
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"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."
"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"
"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"*brakes hard* *throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza*"
"What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me"
"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"
"If you're going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty."