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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard."

"Cashier: Hello Me: Is it me your looking for... I can see it in your eyes.. Cashier:... Me: Sorry, this is my first rap battle."

"Teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Me: Because the poor didn't have any fucking money."

"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."

"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."

"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."

"We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob"

"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"

"[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word ""bae"""

"Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver..."