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Joke of the Day
"Year: 2020 Cause of death: iPhone 10 Plus fell on his head."
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"""I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth! Never to be said to an evil genius... ever."
"A duck wearing a shoe walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey Duck, I think you lost a shoe"" says the duck: ""No, I found one"""
"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."
"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"
"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."
"""What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?'"
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough."
"I never understood why Bill Clinton felt the need to cheat on Hillary . . . After all, she's proven to be great at getting sex offenders off."