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Joke of the Day

"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."

"Some tattoo artists need to just say, ""no, I'm not doing this shit."""

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."

"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."

"Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. -History"

"Why do dogs hate outer space? Because they strongly dislike vacuums."

"What gets wetter the more you dry? A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors?)"

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"

"When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant"