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Joke of the Day

"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."

"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."

"What are your best political jokes?"

"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."

"Nickelback's career is dead... They are more washed up than a Syrian toddler."

"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to get it [removed]"

"What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They both had Kurds in their way!"

"When someone is absolutely positively sure they're right about something is when I'm absolutely positve they're completely full of shit."