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Joke of the Day

"I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron. I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks. I guess it's true what they say: ""Once you go black, you never go back"""

"I'd like to think that halfway through Nicole Kidman's last name there's a tiny bar mitzvah."

"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."

"My girlfriend made a call during sex... She let me know she was having a great time and she'd be home soon. Thought that was sweet."

"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."

"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."

"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."

"If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be...... Vulva-sore"

"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!"