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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to think that halfway through Nicole Kidman's last name there's a tiny bar mitzvah."
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"How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he wishes it was two."
"Right now, several billion people aren't dating you. How rude is that?"
"Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter."
"What do logicians use to shave? Occam's razor"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"
"applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist"
"There's a sale on deer testicles. They're under a buck."
"damn girl, you got a butt that WON'T QUIT *butt pulls out a knife* wait, no- *butt stabs me* no, stop- *butt doesn't stop* ...et tu, bootay"
"""Every dog has his day,"" they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town."