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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."
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"I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit."
"Sorry babe I wasn't paying attention sorry babe I wasn't paying attention, can you start over ? ok, from where ? 2009"
"anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer"
"What happens to a tapeworm after it dies? It will be interred."
"As the head emerged from my wife's vagina, one of the doctors turned to me. He said, ""Are you excited?"" ""Of course,"" I replied. ""I haven't seen my Action Man in ages!"""
"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."
"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"
"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"
"I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill... So I call him and say ""Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!"""