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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."
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"#ReplaceBandNamesWithChicken Chicken (Weezer), Chicken (Rush), Chicken (Journey), Chicken (Kansas), Chicken (Radiohead), Chicken (Hole), Chi"
"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"
"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."
"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"
"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"
"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"
"Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin."
"You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi."
"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."