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Joke of the Day

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."

"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."

"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"

"What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat"

"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!"

"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"

"What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady."

"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."