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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... ...and then he leaves."

"Pet Cemetery 3: People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives. Somebody buries dinosaur bones. Jurassic Park ensues."

"Had a dream last night.. about eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up in the morning, I noticed my pillow was missing."

"Why are sea sponges good at statistics? They understand coralations!"

"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""

"15 reasons I really hate clickbait jokes. You won't believe what I say in number 7! It'll make your day!"

"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"

"Set the bar low And watch people trip on it"

"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."

"Abortion jokes never get old."