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Joke of the Day
"Like my Uncle used to say, the best part of Twenty one year olds... ...is there's twenty of them."
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"Two nuns are riding their bikes somewhere... One of the nuns says ""I've never come this way before!"" Other nun says ""Must be the cobblestones."""
"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt."
"A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film The Silence of The Limbs"
"What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone? The Galaxy note 7"
"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"
"You can justify pretty much any shit you put into your body these days simply by saying, ""But it's got antioxidants."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."
"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"