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Joke of the Day

"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."

"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"""HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY ASLEEP & STUFF, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M LIKE 22 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW."" -Trains"

"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."

"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"

"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."

"You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will."

"Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined...."

"What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat? Pounce..."