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Joke of the Day

"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."

"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."

"Girls heres how to tell if a guy wants you for sex 1) He does"

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"

"I found The Theory Of Everything It was in the blu-ray box at Walmart."

"So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?"

"My friend left his laptap on the floor in my living room. My other friend thought it was a scale. Conclusion: She weighs $950."

"Baby, are you today's date? Because you're 11/10."

"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"A man breaks into a pharmacy and kills the pharmacists... He then steals as much medicine as he can carry and runs off. Police say it was the first known case of a modern day pillage."