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Joke of the Day
"Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek"
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"I would say I'm pretty Indecisive... Well actually maybe not"
"What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it."
"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."
"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"
"Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him."
"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."
"Damn girl, did u just fall from heaven? Cause you are looking like the next Satan."
"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra."
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male"