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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."
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"Trust Mom!"
"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"
"A message from a Canadian to all Americans out there.. I'm sorry"
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."
"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"
"McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's ""I'm a slave for you"" before ordering."
"the only thing getting in the way of my diet is food"