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Joke of the Day

"2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says ""that hurt""."

"Personally, I think the title of ""World Champions"" is ridiculous. This is America, we're Universe Champions!"

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."

"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."

"Q: What do turtles do for fun? A: Play hide and shell."

"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."

"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"

"How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb? Well, not all of them."

"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."