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Joke of the Day

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."

"If a dog tells you you're dreaming... believe him."

"What the zombie said One zombie to another : You look paler than usual. Zombie : Must be all the grey matter I've been eating. Yeah I know where the door is..."

"Girl, are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the fridge."

"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."

"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""

"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"

"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"