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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"
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"Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow."
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."
"SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive."
"People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses."
"Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch."
"Guess what... Chicken butt!"
"Don't laugh at the guy who drives the septic tank truck It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to him."
"That awkward moment in church when you put your hands together to pray & you see the stamp from last night & you remember..."