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Joke of the Day

"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."

"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

"My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. -Milton Jones"

"A rabbit trap fell on my head. It got caught on my hair."

"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"

"Paddy goes to court for armed robbery! The jury foreman comes out and announced ""Not Guilty"" ""That's Grand"", shouted Paddy! ""Does that mean I can keep the money?"""

"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."

"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."

"I had explosive diarrhea On the bight side i started the year with a bang"