142420

Joke of the Day

"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."

Next Joke
 
"What happened to the indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."
"You know what they say about Arlington National Cemetery... People are dying to get in there."
"Civil War Jokes you say? I General Lee don't find them funny"
"What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in Poland? A helter-skelter Hitler shelter."
"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."
"Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit"
"I added broccoli to my kid's Mac n Cheese and now he's sitting in a spinny chair, petting a hairless cat and plotting his revenge."
"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."
"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"