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Joke of the Day
"Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit"
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"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""
"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."
"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"
"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre..."
"My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over."
"you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter"
"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"