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Joke of the Day
"Civil War Jokes you say? I General Lee don't find them funny"
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"To everybody whose birthday is today. I am sorry that your birthday was not yesterday, otherwise you would have had a puny birthday."
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"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work"
"Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"
"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"
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"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"