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Joke of the Day
"That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving."
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"So I fucked this bitch the other night. She started to get real clingy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town"
"2 guys walk into a bar The third one ducked Thank you I'll... Leave now..."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."
"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"
"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
"Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?"
"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."