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Joke of the Day

"2 guys walk into a bar The third one ducked Thank you I'll... Leave now..."

"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."

"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."

"My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it."

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan"

"Our middle child says we neglect him/her."

"PSA: Always be careful around muesli. My friend drowned in muesli once. He was pulled in by a strong currant."

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."