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Joke of the Day

"Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town"

"I was out of tanning oil once, so I used PAM Cooking Spray. The tan didn't stick."

"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."

"Hipsters only know their weight in Instagrams."

"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."

"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"

"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."

"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."

"Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk? Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)"