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"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
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"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."
"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."
"Woman goes to the doctor... Woman goes to the doctor and says, ""Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasam."" The doctor asks, ""What have you been doing for it?"" She replies, ""Snorting pepper."""
" And I would walk 500 ft. and I would walk 500 more/ Just to be the man who stayed 1000 ft away as ordered by the court "
"The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying ""excuse me"" in a crowd"
"What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something."
"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."
"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."
"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"