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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."

"What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle"

"I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now."

"Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming."

"What's the most logical country? AND OR a"

"C-sections are like the Digiorno of pregnancy..... It isn't delivery, but it still tastes like one."

"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."

"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."

"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."

"Calm down with that charm bracelet, lady. Every time you move your hand I look around for Santa's sleigh."