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Joke of the Day

"C-sections are like the Digiorno of pregnancy..... It isn't delivery, but it still tastes like one."

"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."

"Two months ago my best friend took off with my wife. And god damnit, I miss him."

"What did the drowning number theorist say? logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog"

"If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose ""You shall not make for yourself an idol"" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell"

"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."

"How was my engagement the same as my divorce? In the end, I settled."

"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?"