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Joke of the Day
"What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle"
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"I hate people who use stereotypes... They're usually hypocrites."
"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."
"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."
"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."
"If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item."
"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"
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"While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator... That may be redundant."
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