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Joke of the Day
"'Say it with flowers' Send a wreath"
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"How come I was wide awake while watching the Wall Street sewuel CAUSE MONEY NEVER SLEEPS!!!"
"How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short."
"50,000 battered women a year... And I still eat mine plain!"
"Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks."
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."
"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."
"what gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping"
"Why did the Donkey Vacuum sell so poorly? Because it sucked ass."