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Joke of the Day

"I tried to make a robot that ate watches... but it was too time-consuming."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends. ""Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."""

"Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class? Because a watched pothead never FOILS."

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"On a scale of 1 to 'Maxi pad with wings' How self-absorbed are you?"

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"

"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"