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Joke of the Day
"I'm fine with bestiality as long as it's consensual. Neigh means neigh"
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"Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead."
"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."
"Why did the programmer die in the shower? He followed the shampoo instructions."
"Bruce Jenner When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen? And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it?"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"My favorite one-liner. So, I was with this blind chick last night. She said, ""You have the biggest penis I ever felt!"" I said, ""Ahh, you're pulling my leg."""
"If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?"
"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."