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Joke of the Day

"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"

"What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy? Sitcoms"

"When is the only time a Muslim bets? When there is a prophet involved."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."

"A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?"

"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"

"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."

"The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have."

"A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction Needless to say, he felt under appreciated."