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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta..."
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"What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender."
"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where he parked his coupe."
"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."
"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."
"I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan. I'm finally battling my Damons."
"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."
"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "
"Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing? because he doesn't want to be spotted"