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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"
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"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter."
"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
"My friend tried to get me with bird puns today... I told him toucan play that game."
"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"
"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"
"What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine? You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you"
"Me: How old is your daughter? Her: She'll be 4 next week. Me: *audible sigh (Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW."