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Joke of the Day

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."

"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."

"how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? you wave at her."

"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"

"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""

"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"

"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."

"My friend just posted this on Facebook. He'll make a classic dad one day. I remember 2013 like it was yesterday OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!"