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Joke of the Day

"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? He had a reptile-dysfunction."

"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."

"I only have eyes for you. We sold out of skin swaths & teeth a couple hours ago. Last few eyes are in that bucket. (50% off bruised ones.)"

"What do you call a dog in a bun? A subwoofer."

"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"

"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."

"The 7 Drug Habits Of High, Ineffective People"