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Joke of the Day
"my family is known for always having diarrhea. i guess it runs in our jeans"
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"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."
"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg."
"Why are there so few professional pedophiles? Most of them prefer playing in the minors."
"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."
"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."
"What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough"
"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."
"I like to eat at Brazilian restaurants because there will be no hair in the food"