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Joke of the Day

"Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... But she did move to California in 1849"

"What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !"

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"I think walking in on my parents having sex would be less awkward than standing over your shoulder while you show me a YouTube video."

"Why did the sailboat start exercising? It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!"

"HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor"

"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."

"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Its white and on their land."

"If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?"