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Joke of the Day
"Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... But she did move to California in 1849"
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"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"
"Jail is just college for people who work at fast food restaurants."
"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"
"As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle"
"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"
"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"
"I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help. She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born"
"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."
"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"