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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"
"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."
"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."
"My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me."
"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."
"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."
"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"
"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."
"Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team."