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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."
"What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan."
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"I like my feminists like I like my sand. In sacks keeping the flood water away from my house."
"If Trump wins the presidency, what will be his reelection slogan in 2020? Make America decent again."
"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."
"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."
"I told my mom I was going to go work the polls. She replied, ""don't forget to wipe it down before you start your set."""