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Joke of the Day

"When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off. Because they're too small and the elastic is killing me."

"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."

"Hey Joseph, Why you Stalin?"

"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."

"You're the unreachable booger of people."

"A magician's wife gives birth to a long series of brightly colored scarves"

"What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use? Parlia-mints"

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."

"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"