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Joke of the Day
"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."
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"What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law? One's wanted."
"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."
"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards... ...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"
"I always disliked my hair but its growing on me."
"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol? No L"
"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner... ...The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."