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Joke of the Day
"You're the unreachable booger of people."
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"what idot caled his song ""thrift shop"" insted of ""goodwill hunting"""
"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"
"What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord"
"There's a couple flies in my room... I'm trying to sleep and they're bugging me."
"So a horse comes into a bar... wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy (credit to cyanide and happiness)"
"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base."
"Knock Knock *Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who? *(Slaps person) we will ask the questions."
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."