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Joke of the Day
"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."
Next Joke
"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."
"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"I recently bought a spinning chair... My girlfriend was super pissed about my purchase. Until I let her sit on it. I guess you could say she... *came around*."
"What do an old cars and pasta have in common? They're both al dente."
"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."
"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired."
"Whats black on top but white on bottom? Rape."