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Joke of the Day
"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."
Next Joke
"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."
"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."
"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."
"Just ignore me !"
"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts."
"A group of prostitutes play WoW. I heard that they call themselves the whore'd."
"If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... you're just late."
"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"