142128

Joke of the Day

"Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'"

"Why did the cow drink his own milk? He needed the cowlcium."

"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."

"(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff."

"Who is the most famous cow in France? Albert Camoo"

"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."

"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"

"The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner He tried, but it was too difficult."

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"Old, but gold A woman goes to the market. She says to the greengrocer: ""I would like to purchase a cucumber"" The vendor answers: ""Buy two, so you can eat one"""