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Joke of the Day
"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."
Next Joke
"Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's"
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"How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way? A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week."
"I intend to live forever... or die trying."
"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."
"Her eyes said no....... But my roofies said yes."
"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"